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91. Your TV came with a 24 month warranty and stops working after 25 months.
92. You need to buy lunch but you left your wallet at home.
93. You have no lunch after someone at work eats your lunch from the fridge.
94. You learn to use a hammer. After gaining confidence in this new ability you accidentally nail your finger to a pice of wood.
95. Your little brother is bigger and stronger than you.
96. You've been saving for a year and a half for a new laptop. When it arrives you notice that there are 2 dead pixels on the screen. The manufacturer says that a minimum of 3 dead pixels is required for a warranty claim. You now own a new laptop with 2 dead pixels.
97. You pay $3 for an iphone application which is crap.
98. On the way to a job interview you get a flat tire.
99. Before you use the toilet you always check that there is enough toilet paper. To your peril this time you didn't.
100. At a friends house you use a brush to scratch a really big ich you have on your back. You later learn that it's was your friends toilet brush. From that moment on your new life long nick name is toilet brush.
101. You bump into someone from high school that your havent seen in years. You're excited to see them and you remember them well. They claim that they went to the same school but don't remember you at all.
102. Your computer mouse at home is wireless. The batteries run flat and you cannot afford to buy new batteries.
103. After a late night out you lose your house keys. You're now forced to sleep outside your house like a dog.
104. You like spinach. One time you liked it so much that green armpit sweat marks appeared on your favorite tshirt.
105. You've just ordered at your favorite restaurant. While using the bathroom you notice one of the cooks using the toilet and then walking out without washing his hands.
106. You and your family decide to go on holidays for 2 weeks while your house gets renovated by tradespeople. On your return you find that the wrong color paint was delivered. Every room in your house is now light pink.
107. When buying your house you think that living next to an airport isn't that bad but after a week living there you realise that it is.
108. The car next to you gets a parking fine. The owner who is an ass hole places the ticket on your car windshield. You don't realise that it's not your car number plate on the ticket so you pay it.
109. You slip on ice and it makes the news.
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110. You get busted stealing bread to feed your family.
111. Your holiday gets cancelled due to volcanic ash.
112. You're in the desert and there's a hole in your canteen.
113. There's food on the side of your lips and no one tells you.
114. You find out on Valentines day that your girlfriend received flowers and a card from her second man.
115. Every time you sneeze you hiccup.
116. You're 35 and you need to get your tonsils out.
117. You get a random sms message from and unknown number - it reads 'you suck'.
118. You see a close family member on TV. It says that he just committed a armed robbery and is wanted by the police.
119. You find a bandaid on your pizza.
120. You want to quit your job but you can't.