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1621. It feels like you can't break free from your shit existence.
1622. You get called a carpet eater and you are not a lesbian.
1623. The speed of your new Internet connection is less than impressive.
1624. Your organizing a save the planet day protest and need to lick 300 envelopes to inorder to send out the invitation to your tree hugging buddies.
1625. You get RSI in your good hand.
1626. You can't sleep for the 3rd night in a row.
1627. While wanting to click paste on the computer you accidentally click copy again and end up losing what you had on the clipboard.
1628. Your left eye is sore.
1629. You can't understand why people hate you.
1630. You can't fit into your favorite pair of jeans anymore because you put on a few pounds.
1631. You get busted with a sex toy.
1632. You don't get it after someone just explained it to you twice.
1633. You go to bed hungry.
1634. You can't see the item you are looking for in the fridge and it's right in front of you.
1635. You need to read a 720 page report for work.
1636. You start a new business and cash is tight. You spend a lot of money on a billboard to advertise and within 2 days your billboard message gets graffitied.
1637. You get elbowed in the ear.
1638. Your personal trainer rips you off with exorbitant fees.
1639. At the age of 36 you look in the mirror and look old.
1640. You choose the wrong color hair dye and have a date tonight.
1641. You buy a nice cheese cake and it's green in the middle. The green wasn't ment to be there. It's like mould or something.
1642. You try using Siri but it can't understand you because you have an accent.
1643. You buy a 3D TV and it's shit.
1644. You have 7 books lined up to read and you don't have time to read them all.
1645. You have to work on an agile project and you are allergic to post it notes.
1646. You go to buy deodorant but the supermarket has run out of your favorite brand and the only one that really works for you.
1647. You start getting grey hair.
1648. You order a case for your new phone on eBay. When it arrives you discover that it doesn't fit despite checking the model number twice.
1649. You have to work with a bitch who's on her rags.
1650. You get tea bagged.