Bad stuff
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- While typing you make a spelling mistake and you press what you thought was the delete key 4 times but you ended up with 4 \\.
- You have a shit flight.
- It takes you 3 hours of procrastinating before you start your paperwork. 10 minutes in you decide you'll do it tomorrow.
- You have trouble getting the bra off.
- You misplace a winning lotto ticket.
- As CEO you send out a company wide email with a spelling mistake in the first paragraph.
- You wake up with a dry mouth.
- You discover that your sister is a hooker.
- You get offended too easily.
- Your teacher says you will always be a loser and they end up being right.
- You look in the mirror and notice that your teeth are yellow.
- While trying to sleep and mosquito buzzes past your ear.
- You only realize that life is a do it yourself thing halfway through.
- The roads sign says that the speed limit is 80 but your doing 40 due to traffic.
- You get called a mofo and you get offended.
- You waste your youth.
- Your tongue is usually white.
- You send an email to work a colleague and you misspell their name in the greeting and it causes office friction.
- While taking a dump your phone rings and you don't want to a answer it.
- The software upgrade for your phone makes it run slower.
- As a cleaner every so often you need to clean shit off toilet walls.
- You are subconscious about your nose.
- Your ears have a lot of wax in them.
- Your nose is unusually red today.
- You accidentally break your gold watch.
- The door salesman wedges his foot in the door and you are forced to listen.
- Your living standards are too low and people start referring to you as a pig.
- You are not worth it.
- Your boss asks why you're late.
- On the bus someone keeps staring at you.
