Bad stuff
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- You're too uptight.
- You're late for work and you can't find your car keys.
- You're weak and frail.
- While playing musical chairs you don't get a chair.
- You experience back pain.
- Someone you know just saw you walk out of a brothel and you were hoping to keep it a secret.
- Your landlord won't pay to have the hot water service repaired.
- You get excited because you receive a lot of mail in your letterbox. You then realize that you have 4 bills to pay and a letter from your landlord explaining that the rent it's going up.
- Your boss is a mega bitch.
- You hear the sound of a train braking at the train station. The sound is really loud and sharp that it turns your brain to mush.
- The flu season has just started and someone coughs on you.
- You are anti smoking and your taxi driver just sparked up a cigarette.
- Each time you floss your gums bleed. You speak to your dentist about it and they say that you have gum desease.
- You spend all your money on comic books. You are also 40 and live alone.
- You have a BO problem.
- You become a mutant.
- You get caught with your pants down.
- On hot days you develop a rash around your genital area.
- You thought you had more money in your wallet. You suspect that someone has been through it.
- You lack balls.
- You can't sleep on the plane. The flight is also 14 hours long.
- You wake up in hospital.
- Your new girlfriend puts your balls in a jar.
- You overhear strangers on the bus comment about you. They say 'Wow look at that guy, he's so lame'.
- You catch a disease after using a public toilet.
- You always make bad first impressions.
- You put out your hand to shake someone's hand and they ignore you. You also suspect that it may have also been on purpose.
- You dress like a slob.
- Someone sprays mace in your eye.
- You get teased for being different.
