Bad stuff

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  1. While walking down the street you roll your ankle and now it hurts.
  2. You get your ass kicked in 'words with friends'.
  3. People spit on you.
  4. You are a stand up comedian and you get booed off stage because you suck.
  5. People talk behind your back.
  6. You laugh like a hyena and you look like one too.
  7. Mr T calls you a fool.
  8. People drain your life.
  9. You work in an outbound call center and your shift starts at 6pm dinner time.
  10. A vending machine eats your money.
  11. You have to pay for parking.
  12. You hate smoking and you are forced to breath in secondary smoke from a smoker.
  13. You have to take out the trash.
  14. You ask a question and you get ignored.
  15. Your IT department is oracle's bitch.
  16. You hear the emergency siren but you don't know what to do.
  17. You have a blocked nose.
  18. You are addicted to the Internet and when you are not connected you use a pen and paper to practice google searches.
  19. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat X 365.
  20. You swim into a warm patch in a public pool.
  21. You never win because you are a complete loser.
  22. You can't find your car keys.
  23. You like to watch the news at 6:00pm but you arrive home at 6:17pm because you had to stay back at work.
  24. You're in sales and a customer leads you on pretending that they're going to buy from you but they don't.
  25. You put on a few pounds and can no longer fit into your favorite pair of jeans.
  26. You feel a cold coming on and you can't afford to get sick.
  27. Your cat pees on the carpet.
  28. An owl outside your window keeps you up at night.
  29. As a TV host your TV show gets cancelled because you suck.
  30. Aliens land on earth and claim to come in peace. A year later they nuke the place.
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