Bad stuff

Page 90 / 108

  1. Your skin dries out really bad. You go to the store to buy moisturizer and they say that they have sold out.
  2. You accidentally eat out of date food.
  3. Your nose discharges blood.
  4. You're talented but lazy.
  5. It's so cold tonight that ice crystals begin forming inside your bedroom.
  6. You have really bad luck.
  7. While making a cake you mistake salt for sugar.
  8. Your mobile phone battery goes flat.
  9. You hate your life.
  10. You haven't been on a holiday in 5 years.
  11. You're at the nightclub and you need to take a dump.
  12. People make fun of your new sneakers.
  13. You get stuck in the worst traffic jam in history.
  14. You suck at most things.
  15. You accidentally delete an important file on your computer.
  16. You chip your tooth.
  17. You're desperate to go to a particular music festival and you don't have tickets. You buy tickets off a scalper out the front for a lot of money. You later find out that the tickets are bogus.
  18. You're not good with math. Even small calculations are very difficult for you.
  19. You get busted by someone you know buying pornography at the local store.
  20. You go on an overseas holiday and you can't access your money despite checking with you bank twice before leaving.
  21. Your gut hangs over your pants.
  22. Your girlfriend likes to flirt with other guys.
  23. It's so cold that your balls are literally on the verg of freezing.
  24. While on public transport diseased people cough and sneeze all around you. The next day you fall ill.
  25. You have a sharp and sudden pain shoot down your leg.
  26. You drop a really thick book that you've been reading and your bookmark falls out.
  27. You buy the wrong size underpants. When you try and return them the store says 'no refunds'.
  28. Your neighbor's tuff and frightening dog just dug a hole under the fence and is now in your yard.
  29. You were expecting an expensive item to be delivered in the mail but it never arrives despite the sender saying that they posted it. You suspect that your mail man stole it but you have no proof.
  30. You accidentally leave something in a taxi.