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3091. You're a fat bastard.
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3092. You waste your life eating Oreos and playing video games in front of the tv.
3093. Your laptop battery just doesn't hold it's charge like it used to.
3094. You thought it was a good idea drink wine and beer in the same drinking session.
3095. Your partner snores.
3096. You are one ugly mofo.
3097. You were hoping to relax today but some people that you don't care much for decide to pop in for a visit.
3098. Someone with dirty hands just handled your food. You also have OCD.
3099. Someone complains to your boss about you behind your back.
3100. You tell someone your idea. They steal it and then make $1,000,000 from it. You confront them and they tell you to get lost.
3101. Your a woman and you just spent your rent money on 3 pairs of expensive shoes.
3102. The members of the opposite sex often find you repulsive.
3103. While snooping around someone's Facebook profile you accidentally like a post which means that the person now knows that you've been on their profile.
3104. Despite taking a laxative you still feel constipated.
3105. You develop a nasty cough.
3106. Despite having an expensive luxury sports car you still don't get laid.
3107. You wake up with paralysing neck pain. You can't move your neck to the left, to the right or down. You also had a big day planned.
3108. Someone breaks into your car and takes your laptop.
3109. You buy the latest and most advanced digital scales. When you step on to weigh yourself they beep and say 'too fat'.
3110. Your life is really disorganised.
3111. At work you have big presentation. It's the kind that might well get you that big promotion that you've been chasing. The first 10 minutes are perfect and the audience is really engaged. After that the fire drill goes off and the whole thing is a right off.
3112. Your track record in most things is pathetic.
3113. While having a conversation it gets arkward followed by a long silence.
3114. Somebody on the bus won't stop staring at you.
3115. You're planning a crime and the police find out.
3116. Your baby gets diaper rash.
3117. You usually cry yourself to sleep because your life sucks so much.
3118. You are definitely not cool.
3119. You ignore someone's Facebook request because you don't like them. A week later they bump into you on the street and they ask you why you still haven't accepted their request and it gets awkward.
3120. You're a girl and some creepy guy just asked for your phone number.