Bad stuff
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- You don't have skills.
- You are too nice and it come off creepy.
- You drop your iPad.
- Your calculator watch stops working and you need to calculate something.
- Google launches a new product and puts you out of business.
- You get ready to take the dog for a walk but then you open the door an notice that's it's raining.
- You don't know what you are passionate about.
- While eating an orange you bite down on a pip.
- You suck at chess.
- As a teacher you have to mark exam papers.
- You own a restaurant and receive a surprise visit from the health inspector.
- You want to be important but you are not.
- Your glasses fog up lots.
- While on holiday you meet annoying people who want to tag onto you while you are site seeing.
- While lying in bed you get hungry.
- You need to apologize for something you didn't do.
- No one likes your website.
- You are old and wrinkly.
- In the entire history of the human race you are born into a generation just before scientist discover the fountain of youth. Once announced you are too old to turn back the clock but if you were born just 40 years later you would have been ok.
- Your jokes suck.
- There are too many changes going on at work.
- You don't have enough money for lunch.
- You go to use a torch and the batteries are flat.
- You get a flu shot but you still get the flu.
- You uncover a government conspiracy and then get shot.
- You forget your shopping list at home.
- You have a swollen eye.
- You didn't do anything and you get told to leave the premises.
- You have more questions than answers.
- You get burnt by a cigarette.
