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31. You go to McDonalds and they say that the shake and sundae machine is not working and you really want a sundae.
32. You invite your friends over for a few drinks and then they totally trash the place.
33. You get shot.
34. Your hard drive fails and you don't have a backup.
35. You get busted by the police for buying tickets off a scalper.
36. You get a flat tire and you don't have a spare.
37. You really need to access your email and the internet is down.
38. You get a mosquito bite on your forehead.
39. Justin Bieber replies to your tweet and calls it lame.
40. You order a tshirt form the internet and it's the wrong size.
41. You have a large family and you have a birthday on every week.
42. You sleep in for your job interview.
43. You lose a radio competition because you don't know how many continents there are.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent
44. You buy new shoes which seam tight but the sales person said that they will stretch but they don't.
45. You spill wine on someone's dress and they really tell you off.
46. You slip on ice and it makes the news.
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47. You order at a restaurant with friends and your food arrives 10 minutes before anyone else's meal is servered.
48. You drop your phone in the toilet while texting a friend.
49. You force yourself to goto the gym and its closed.
50. Your finger nail tears.
51. You goto the toilet and your pee smells funny.
52. You go on an African safari and you accidentally get shot in your right arm by a hunter.
53. The dot com website domain name that you really want is held hostage by a 14 year old kid who wants $5,000 for it.
54. You get busted for having an affair because someone tagged you on Facebook.
55. You go for a walk through to woods and step in a bear trap.
56. You really like ice-cream but now the doctor says that you're lactose intolerant.
57. You have your first period and it attracts a bear.
58. One of your finger nails turns black for no reason.
59. You try really hard to pass your driving test but you still fail twice.
60. While yawning you suck in a bug.