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121. You run of of clean underwear.
122. You google your name and you then find out that you're adopted.
123. Since you were little your dad said that he was a pilot. You're now an adult and learn that he was always an air steward.
• Link to flight attendant image - Opens new window
124. You black out and then wake up in a random place in an awkward position.
125. After years of smoking incorrectly you finally realize that you actually need to inhale - tip dont ever smoke.
126. You buy a race horse for $250,000. Every time it races it comes last.
127. You are a robot and you fall down the stairs.
• Display video
128. You go to a music festiveal in flip flops and while dancing some dances on your pinky toe. You scream and others around also then scram as they think that you're really getting into the music.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip-flops
129. You eat a really old jelly bean the is very hard and you chip your tooth.
130. You're so ugly that every mirror you look in cracks.
131. You get bad feedback on ebay because you forgot to put a stamp on a package.
132. You urgently need to do a google search for 'what to do after a snake bite' but google is down.
133. On a road trip you stop over night at a cheap hotel with your best friend. In the room there's a single and double bed. You win a rock, paper, scissors contest for the double but realise soon after that double beds in cheap hotels have more stains than single ones.
134. You unknowingly walk around with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
135. You walk into a spiders web.
136. The macrumors buyers guide page is wrong so you buy an imac. 2 weeks later it's superseded buy a new next generation model.
• MacRumors buyers guide - Opens new window
137. You turn 50 and realize that you never got anywhere because you procrastinated too much.
138. You do a big sneeze and now desperately need to wipe your nose but you ran out of tissues.
139. You fall and land on something pointy.
140. You wake up with one shaven eyebrow.
141. You bump into someone in the street and you can't remember their name. You think you know it so you say it but get it wrong.
142. You have a hole in your shoe and it's a wet day.
143. Your favorite ice-cream snack is no longer being made.
144. You have a hole in your shoe and it's a wet day.
145. KFC tells you that the tower burger has been removed from the menu.
146. You go to pick up a coin off the floor but it's super glued to the floor.
147. You have a stupid name because your parents tried too hard to come up with something original and creative.
148. You get beat up by security behind casino closed doors for counting cards.
149. You don't realize until you get to the beach that your have out grown you swimming outfit.
150. You leave your work computer unlocked and as a joke someone changes the keyboard layout to dvorak.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard