Bad stuff

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  1. You fall off a ladder.
  2. Your computers fan is really noisy and you find it annoying.
  3. You have a cold, food poising and a migraine all at the same time.
  4. You hate your drivers license photo.
  5. You walk into work and say good morning to your work colleagues and not one of them replies.
  6. You're a guy and you just walked into a nightclub and the ratio is 5 guys for every 1 girl.
  7. Your neighbours are really hostile towards you.
  8. You forgot that you have leftovers in the fridge and only realise one you'ved cook a complete meal from scratch.
  9. You thought that you were covered by your insurance policy but you're not.
  10. You SMS someone and they leave you hanging for hours before they reply.
  11. You buy a second hand car and get massively ripped off.
  12. You accidentally lock yourself out of the house. You call the locksmith and they say that it will cost $500 to pick the lock as it is an after hours call out.
  13. Your wife won't stop complaining.
  14. Someone makes you feel betrayed.
  15. The taxi driver drops you off at the wrong airport.
  16. Your boss is too intense and on the verge of crazy.
  17. While calmly resting lying down you notice an extremely large spider on the wall next to you.
  18. Someone slams a door in your face.
  19. You feel unwell.
  20. You are highly unmotivated.
  21. Your boss just organised to give you more work.
  22. You develop a rare skin disorder.
  23. While swimming laps in a pool you accidentally gulp in a lot of water.
  24. You decide that you want to get fit. You go for a run during which you sprain your ankle. You're now in tremendous pain.
  25. Your best employee just resigned.
  26. Life throws you a curve ball.
  27. You have zero sex appeal.
  28. You used to be an athlete. Your body was muscular and rock hard. Now that you've retired you've let yourself go and you're now round and soft.
  29. While cutting your toe nails one of them starts to bleed.
  30. Your family is extremely embarrassing. On an embarrassment scale out of 1 to 10 they rank 15.