Bad stuff

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  1. The wikipedia page about you makes you look stupid bits is all true.
  2. You order lasagna but the waiter brings you spaghetti and says that's what you ordered.
  3. You exit the bus and your backpack gets stuck in the closing doors as you get off.
  4. You think that forgiving someone will make you feel better but it doesn't.
  5. You run out of room on your iPod.
  6. You fart so much you shit your pants.
  7. Each time you go fishing you don't catch any fish.
  8. You get sued for burning a cd.
  9. You find out that you were an accident.
  10. You really feel like onion rings so you go to burger king. When you order them they say that they have run out.
  11. Your an adult and you still can't afford to move out from you parents house.
  12. You're a guy and you can't talk around hot girls.
  13. Each time you go to the zoo and people start throwing peanuts at you.
  14. Your iPad is delayed in the mail.
  15. You get kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much.
  16. As a surprise your car gets pimped on pimp my ride. The crew thought that you were a girl so now you a fully pimped girls car.
  17. You get aroused while riding on crowded public transport by somebody bumping into you. You later realize that they are the same sex as you and you are not gay.
  18. You find a hair in your big mac.
  19. You receive a birthday card with no money in it and no present attached.
  20. You can hear your neighbours having sex.
  21. Someone steals your washing.
  22. You go past go and forget to collect your $200.
  23. You trust a used car sales person and get ripped.
  24. You get air sick.
  25. Your boss hates you.
  26. Durring the night you think that you have a runny nose. In the morning you wake up to find that your nose was bleeding and you have make a mess our your bed.
  27. As a godaddy customer while renewing your domain name you get tricked into paying for unwanted web hosting.
  28. You've been chatting to a chick who you think has been subtly flirting with you for the last 10 minutes. You think it's going somewhere then she casually drops in "yeah I know, my boyfriend...".
  29. You buy an orange that tastes like a lemon.
  30. You actually bought a cd by Hanson.