Bad stuff
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- The wikipedia page about you makes you look stupid bits is all true.
- You order lasagna but the waiter brings you spaghetti and says that's what you ordered.
- You exit the bus and your backpack gets stuck in the closing doors as you get off.
- You think that forgiving someone will make you feel better but it doesn't.
- You run out of room on your iPod.
- You fart so much you shit your pants.
- Each time you go fishing you don't catch any fish.
- You get sued for burning a cd.
- You find out that you were an accident.
- You really feel like onion rings so you go to burger king. When you order them they say that they have run out.
- Your an adult and you still can't afford to move out from you parents house.
- You're a guy and you can't talk around hot girls.
- Each time you go to the zoo and people start throwing peanuts at you.
- Your iPad is delayed in the mail.
- You get kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much.
- As a surprise your car gets pimped on pimp my ride. The crew thought that you were a girl so now you a fully pimped girls car.
- You get aroused while riding on crowded public transport by somebody bumping into you. You later realize that they are the same sex as you and you are not gay.
- You find a hair in your big mac.
- You receive a birthday card with no money in it and no present attached.
- You can hear your neighbours having sex.
- Someone steals your washing.
- You go past go and forget to collect your $200.
- You trust a used car sales person and get ripped.
- You get air sick.
- Your boss hates you.
- Durring the night you think that you have a runny nose. In the morning you wake up to find that your nose was bleeding and you have make a mess our your bed.
- As a godaddy customer while renewing your domain name you get tricked into paying for unwanted web hosting.
- You've been chatting to a chick who you think has been subtly flirting with you for the last 10 minutes. You think it's going somewhere then she casually drops in "yeah I know, my boyfriend...".
- You buy an orange that tastes like a lemon.
- You actually bought a cd by Hanson.