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2521. One of your nostrils is noticeably bigger than the other.
2522. A punk disrespects you.
2523. You are the top lion and a new lion challenges you to take over your lion heard.
2524. You need to fart but there are too many people around.
2525. Your girlfriend has bigger arms than you.
2526. You fall asleep at work and then get fired.
2527. You're late to the movie and you miss the first 5 minutes. The whole movie is now hard to follow because you didn't get the introductory context.
2528. You are surrounded by losers and it begins to rub off on you.
2529. You need someone to do something for you and they won't return your calls.
2530. At the gym someone is taking their time on a machine you want to use.
2531. You get charged a credit card surcharge.
2532. You eat a large tandoori pizza and the next day the amount of gas you pass is unbelievable.
2533. You go to a brothel and your stupid friend tags you on Facebook.
2534. You accidentally ate meat on good Friday.
2535. One of your car headlights blows out.
2536. Your vision is nowhere near as good as what it used to be.
2537. At work your tie gets caught in the paper shedder.
2538. You tell to the doctor that you are going on a world trip. He then explains that you need 7 needle shots in a row.
2539. People tell you that you have no personality.
2540. You are the runt of the litter.
2541. You go to a night club and the music isn't your style.
2542. You make it into the Guinness World record book for having the worlds biggest nose.
2543. As a caterpillar you turn into a moth instead of a butterfly.
2544. While in a store someone asks you a question because they think you work there but you don't.
2545. You have a fear of little dogs.
2546. You visit the zoo on the day a disgruntled zoo keeper decides to let all the animals free.
2547. You chose the worst tasting chocolate from the chocolate box.
2548. While eating a meal a fly lands on your food.
2549. You're a vegetarian and you've been invited to a BBQ and you really don't want to go. The host is also inconsiderate to your vegetarian needs.
2550. A spider lays lots of eggs in your bed pillow. A few weeks later you wake up with lots of little baby spiders on your face.