Bad stuff
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- It's you against the world.
- You are always lethargic.
- You can't read good.
- You die trying.
- You accidentally drop something expensive.
- The eye doctor says you need glasses. Thick ones.
- People find you annoying.
- You get grass stains on your pants.
- You have a big ass.
- The vending machine ate your last few coins.
- You have bad cash flow.
- You live in a block of flats and you find neighbors cooking smells revolting. The smell usually wofts into your place through the vent.
- You daughter brings home a scumbag.
- You look like a cockroach.
- Your can opener just broke and now your dinner is stuck in a can.
- You get dropped off in an embarrassing car.
- You have a new painful pimple on your forehead.
- Your boss asks 'What have you done all day'.
- Your date cancels on you at the last minute.
- You sell something on eBay and then later realize that the fees are a rip off.
- You arrive at the gym and see that it's closed for renovations and you dragged your ass off the couch for nothing.
- At work you are in a meeting and you are being killed slowly by a PowerPoint presentation.
- Spiderman sends you a $3,000 bill for a false alarm callout.
- You get left out of a thank you speech.
- Your boss is a wanker.
- Your new iPhone has a defect.
- It's a beautiful day outside and you're stuck behind a desk.
- Your local post office shuts down.
- You dislocate your little finger.
- While eating popcorn a kernel shell gets suck in your throat and you don't have anything to drink close by.
