Bad stuff
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- You've just finished a delicious milkshake. With the glass now empty you now notice a toenail at the bottom.
- Your Facebook gets hacked.
- You've almost finished a sandwich. At the last bite you discover that the bread is moldy.
- You keyboards 'A' key is missing.
- Your car gets graffitied.
- There's a rumor going around that you're getting fired.
- You notice that your dog has fleas.
- You notice that you have fleas.
- You get busted with a vibrator.
- You have black teeth.
- As a web developer you break a global file on a large corporate website.
- You get your head stuck in a staircase.
- Your watch doesn't work and the watch repair man says it can't be fixed.
- Sparks fly out of your new TV.
- Someone writes something stupid in your newly laid concrete.
- You win the lottery on your 99th birthday.
- The TV guide is wrong.
- No one checks you out.
- You get spammed with email.
- To much hair grows out of your ears.
- Your favorite pair of jeans get ripped.
- Toastmasters kick you out of their club.
- Your real name was Homer Simpson long before the Simpsons existed.
- The teeth whitening product that you bought for your teeth also made your gums the color white.
- Porn takes a long time to load because you still have dialup Internet.
- You get bad eBay feedback.
- Your bald and they said that baldness would be cured by 2010.
- Pimp my ride pimps your car and it turns out shit.
- You have to sit through a really annoying commercial.
- You didn't get the job.
