Bad stuff
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- People always have trouble pronouncing your name and you hate your parents for giving you a stupid name.
- Instead of finding happiness you find resentment.
- While horse ridding the horse manages to get you off his back because he doesn't like you.
- You go for a walk with your dog. While talking to your neighbour your dog shits on their front lawn and it gets awkward.
- Someone tells you to blow them.
- The shit that you did in Vegas comes back to haunt you.
- The kids in your neighbourhood throw fruits at your house.
- Your smoke alarm has a flat battery and is now making a beep sound every minute.
- You suck at cooking. You can't even cook popcorn without burning the bottom of the pot.
- You sound like an idiot.
- You get told that you have to work on the weekend.
- You need to book in with a doctor and the next available appointment is a month away.
- You just accidentally ate a poisonous berry.
- You get caught on barbed wire.
- You get a fat lip.
- Your team hates you.
- You have a quiet voice.
- You don't get a tip.
- You've had a sore throat and flem for the last 3 weeks and it appears not to be getting better.
- While on a picnic you leave you sandwich unattended for a minute. You then see a squirrel run off with it.
- You get picked up by a UFO and then aliens start probing your ass.
- You don't get out much because you have no friends.
- You order a burger. You then see the person preparing it for you in the kitchen. He looks like a grot and you see him touch his hair and then your burger.
- In a work meeting you get all the action items.
- You have blue balls.
- You lose a game of chess in less than 5 moves.
- You climb Mount Everest and learn that it is over rated.
- The salesperson immediately stops flirting with you as soon as you hand over the payment.
- You look at your pay slip and you wished you made more money.
- Your diet is really bad because you live alone.
