Bad stuff
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- Your keyboards enter key stops working.
- You look like a man and a woman at the same time.
- You fall down the stairs.
- When taking the dog for a walk he walks you and makes you his bitch.
- You can't open a jar because the lid is on too tight.
- At work you hire a dud.
- You get teased for liking lamps.
- You get tasered.
- You get reincarnated as a fly and get fly sprayed.
- You blink while having your photo taken.
- Your neighbor asks if he can borrow your wheelbarrow and you don't want to.
- You bend over and split your pants.
- You forget to buy someone a souvenir while on holiday.
- The only action you are getting is from Ms Palmer as in your hand.
- You bake cookies and they come out shit.
- You smell a rat.
- Someone on the train keeps staring at you and makes you feel uncomfortable.
- You want what you can't have.
- You are stopped at red traffic lights and they don't change to green. It's been 6 minutes.
- Your favorite band releases a song that shit.
- You always feel tired.
- You need to call someone you don't like.
- Your daughter is a slut.
- You don't know what to buy someone for their birthday.
- While standing still to get your photo taken you get an itch.
- There's no unsubscribe link in an email newsletter that you want to unsubscribe from.
- You get the nickname carpet eater.
- You accidentally spil a glass of water on your paper work.
- Your house gets egged.
- While explaining your story to the police the police call you a liar.
