Bad stuff
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- You buy a franchise and you loose money.
- You were just at the supermarket and upon arriving home you realise that you forgot to buy something.
- You bump into an ex-partner.
- You weigh 280kg(617.29 pounds).
- You slip in the shower.
- Your farts smell like rotten eggs.
- You fall in love with a hooker.
- You always stutter.
- You're 40 but you look 50.
- In the morning you decide to ride to work because it's a beautiful day. In the afternoon on the way home it's raining heavily. You also then catch a cold.
- Your friends aren't really your friends.
- While sleeping you get attacked by moths.
- A baby vomits on you.
- The bank manager laughs at your bank balance.
- You invent a time machine. It sends you back to the year 1804. You then get called at witch and are burned at the stake.
- Your computer randomly rebooted and now you have lost your 1,000 essay.
- You fall off a ladder.
- People always walk all over you.
- The new system at work sucks balls.
- Instead of becoming older and wiser you become older and dumber.
- You ask someone how their day is and then they give you their life story.
- You drop out of medical school to become a DJ. It doesn't pay off.
- You send an email to the CEO of your company and later you realise that you should have used the correct use of 'you're' instead of 'your'.
- At home you walk into a room and notice a really big spider.
- Your local gym closes down.
- Your local authority sends you a letter saying that they are going to install speed humps in your street.
- Heavy metal music damages your ears.
- While walking down the street someone coughs a few big consecutive coughs. You are then forces to walk through their germ cloud.
- On the first date you pay for the meal and you get nothing. On the second date you pay for the meal and you get nothing. On the third date you pay for the meal and get told that she just wants to be friends.
- You drink too much alcohol and your body can't handle it.
