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481. There is nothing in your house to eat and you are hungry.
482. You are a stubbon and inflexible person and you don't realize it.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_intelligence
483. You have a map but you are still lost.
484. You visit another country and you can't buy a coke.
485. You are a compulsive liar and you get busted often.
486. People like you until they really get to know you.
487. People don't take you seriously.
488. You don't get a Christmas bonus.
489. You live with a tight ass and they turn the light off when you are reading a book.
490. It takes you 87 years to make a million dollars but with inflation it doesn't mean shit.
491. You get taxed too much.
492. You have diarrhea and you have to go to a birthday party.
493. You can't find your pain killer medication and you are in pain.
494. Your car leaks oil.
495. Your car leaks petrol.
496. You can't keep up with the Joneses.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_up_with_the_Joneses
497. At work you have to use a slow and clunky system. It's a real pathetic excuse for an application. You've been using it for 2 years and you cannot get used to it. It's made by oracle.
498. You buy an iPhone app that's shit.
499. As a man you zip up your zipper too quickly and die from pain.
500. You get warned that you will fall off your chair if you continue swinging on it. After a few minutes you do.
501. You hear voices.
502. You can't find your birth certificate.
503. You forget your wife's birthday and she says it's fine when she makes it obvious that she's not fine.
504. They mix up your dinner reservation and you get upset.
505. You are an artist and a zoo elephant's artwork sells for more than your entire collection.
506. Your girlfriend has her period.
507. You've tried 4 times and you still cannot understand the meaning of a circles pi length of 3.142.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi
508. While sleeping you fall out of your bed.
509. Your office chair has an annoying sweak to it.
510. Someone steals your car numberplates.