Bad stuff

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  1. You can't find a stapler.
  2. Your favorite Tshirt shrinks in the wash.
  3. You don't know how to read roman numerals.
  4. You buy a BigMac and it looks like the size has shrunk since you had one last time.
  5. You have to commute 2 hours a day to and from work.
  6. People don't reply to your emails.
  7. You get lost in Madrid airport and take the wrong bus.
  8. Half way through a book you get disinterested.
  9. You have worms.
  10. You get told bad advice and you take it.
  11. Someone uses your iPhone to talk to someone. Once they hang up they hand the phone back to you with an oily screen because there face was oily.
  12. Someone with a really long little finger finger nail grosses you out.
  13. You live next to an airport and constantly hear planes landing.
  14. You get turned on by a store manikin.
  15. You get cornered by a pack of wolfs.
  16. You have too much bad stuff in you life
  17. Your toes have corns.
  18. Someone sticks a 'kick me' sticker on your back.
  19. The pizza delivery man can't find your house.
  20. You always forget peoples name.
  21. You have less than an hour to prepare for a dinner party.
  22. You get a fat lip.
  23. You are out of ideas.
  24. You get demoted.
  25. Someone says that they don't like you.
  26. You are an ant.
  27. While driving you get busted for talking on your mobile.
  28. You have writers block.
  29. You send an email to the wrong person.
  30. The twitter username that you want to register is taken.
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