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2371. You go to a big music festival and it's really packed. Everyone is dancing and having a great time. Your favourite artist is now starting to play your favourite song. The hoe in front of you now decides to sit on some guys shoulders in front of you which now blocks your complete view.
2372. At the night club girls treat you like an insect.
2373. You don't really like Asian food. At work you get shouted a free lunch and they take you to an Asian restaurant.
2374. You lose your good looks rapidly with age.
2375. You go to the bank because you need to make a quick deposit. You enter and see that there is over 15 people in line. You're also in a rush and don't have time for this shit.
2376. It's Monday.
2377. You discover a hidden camera and microphone bug in your office.
2378. You have ugly facial features.
2379. While gargling mouthwash you accidentally swallow it.
2380. You go on a holiday that you can't afford.
2381. You have a important 9am meeting and you wake up feeling sick.
2382. Death knocks on your door.
2383. You pay money for an app on your phone and it's shit.
2384. You need to read a 950 page report for work.
2385. You get a tattoo and it comes out shit and you really regret it.
2386. You get slapped in the face in front of a large group of people.
2387. Someone tells you that you are the most annoying person that they have ever met.
2388. You go to your favorite restaurant and the're really busy. They say that's an hour wait for a table but your extreamly hungry now.
2389. Someone owes you money. You go to their house and they pretend that they are not home.
2390. The doctor forgets to tell you about the unwanted side effects.
2391. At a party your arm gets burnt by someones cigarette.
2392. You're 45 and work at McDonald's.
2393. You have expensive taste but you don't make that much money.
2394. You have no luck with the ladies.
2395. You sit on gum.
2396. You get drive thru McDonald's. When you get home you realize that they forgot to give you your burger.
2397. You get busted walking out of a brothel by a family member.
2398. You wanna be a pimp but your bitches have more game than you.
2399. You vomit on an empty stomach.
2400. You just left the train station and you get handed a useless flyer.