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Bad stuff

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2401. You jack off to way too much Internet porn.
• Why you should give up porn
2402. Your new microwave just melted your favorite microwave proof dish.
2403. You eat a lot of onion rings from burger king and your farts for the next few days are not pleasant for you or the people around you.
2404. As a celebrity you receive a letter from a creepy fan written in blood.
2405. You get busted walking around naked in your apartment from a peeping tom in the building next to you. Also because of the window design it's also hard to install curtains.
2406. Someone brakes your favorite coffee mug.
2407. An anteater gets to your ant farm.
2408. You burn your dinner in the oven. It's so black that you need to throw it out.
2409. You blow all your money in Vegas.
2410. You get a flat tire. You pull over and begin to replace it with the spare. You then find out that the spare is also flat.
2411. Your only friends are invisible and make believe.
2412. You get hired and fired in the same week because you're shit.
2413. On your flight you don't feel so good. You go to use an air sickness bag to vomit in. As soon as you open it you discover that it was already used by the passenger before you.
2414. As a girl you get played by a master player.
2415. During a busy lunch rush at Subway, an employee reaches over your foot long sub while it's being prepared to reach for a topping. Their armpit touches the corner of your sub.
2416. You are definitely not photogenic.
2417. You don't know how to dance.
2418. You think that you have a sexy body but you don't.
2419. While playing hide and seek your mobile phone goes off giving you away.
2420. Your teeth are yellow. You made a conscious effort to brush them more to make them white but they are still yellow.
2421. Your sports team loses by 100 points.
2422. You have a lot of haters on twitter.
2423. After a few years your favorite T-shirt that you bought as a souvenir from Hawaii is now faded beyond recognition.
2424. All the bees from a neighboring bee farm decide to move into your house.
2425. You accidentally leave your car lights on and it drains your car battery.
2426. You only get sex when you pay for it.
2427. You have no respect for authority and before you know it you're in jail.
2428. You get pussy whipped.
2429. While talking to a girl at a party you accidentally spill your drink in her.
2430. You get told that your question was stupid.