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2941. You're not smart.
2942. You have a lifelike dream that you're in a pit filled with lots of snakes.
2943. You accidentally leave food out of the fridge and it spoils.
2944. You have to walk past someone who's using a jack hammer and you have sensitive ears.
2945. It's actually quite cold outside.
2946. You never find true love.
2947. You have to pretend to like someone.
2948. A random stranger tries really hard to make conversation with you but you're really not in the mood.
2949. You get swindled out of your money with someone with a great deal of charm.
2950. While at the ATM you forget your pin. You guess incorrectly 3 times and the machine confiscates your card.
2951. Someone disses your taste in music.
2952. You buy a socks that are too tight.
2953. Your girlfriend dumps you. You ask what the reason was and she replies that your not manly enough.
2954. You own a pizza shop and someone places a fake order.
2955. At work you get promoted and within a week you get demoted because you're shit.
2956. Instead of winning you are losing.
2957. People that you haven't seen in a long time always say 'wow you put on a lot of weight'.
2958. You begin to notice your heart beating irregularly.
2959. Your addicted to the Internet like a whore addicted to crack cocaine.
2960. As a man you have bitch features. Eg girl arms, girl hands, girl eye lashes, etc.
2961. It's cold outside and because you're now old you really feel it in your bones.
2962. The pizza shop burnt the base of your pizza. Not just a little but but a lot.
2963. You are nervous about the future.
2964. At work someone just did a big sneeze on your keyboard.
2965. You fart at an inappropriate time and or location.
2966. As a woman trying to climb the corporate ladder you feel as though it's a mans world.
2967. You accidentally eat food contaminated with salmonella.
2968. After your boss has just given you instructions you say 'yep no worries' but really you didn't quite understand.
2969. You just split coffee on your newly laid carpet. You quickly go to clean it up but the damage has been done. The stain is still there even after you get your carpet professionally steam cleaned.
2970. Unfortunately you are not good looking.