Bad stuff
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- You have to take a shit at work.
- You wish you could have done things differently but now it's too late.
- You come home to a cold and lonely house.
- You have an itch on your back and you can't scratch it properly.
- You go to shake someone's hand and they leave you hanging.
- You buy expensive diet pills that don't work.
- You go to a restaurant, you sit down and begin reading the menu. You've read it twice now and you wish you never chose the place because the menu is crap and expensive.
- While taking a shit a mosquitoes are flying around you and you feel vulnerable.
- You bust someone going through your stuff.
- You go to a conference to connect with like minded people. You soon realize that no one likes you.
- You can't remember the last time that you had a holiday.
- You find it hard to solve even simple problems.
- You get busted dating 2 people at once.
- The world hates you including your mother.
- You order a well done steak. When it arrives its still pink inside.
- As a man you have girl arms.
- You go to a horoscope reader. They look into their crystal ball and tell you that you will never amount to anything. You ask if they are sure an they say '100%'.
- Each time you use your microwave it interfers with your wifi.
- Your arse is fricken huge.
- You attempt to break up a cat fight between 2 bitches and you get scratched.
- You've tried over 10 sports and you suck at each.
- Your boss is a mega bitch.
- While talking to someone they tune out.
- Your secret admirer crosses the line and becomes creepy.
- New York chews you up and spits you out.
- You find out that you are a bastard child.
- While using your mobile phone on public transport people stare at you screen and it makes you feel uncomfortable.
- You detest smokers. Someone just entered the lift reeking of cigaret smoke.
- You think you're cool because you have the latest gadget but your just a geek.
- You walk into someone's perfectly laid trap.
