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2611. You have 1,000,000 things on your mind.
2612. You accidentally delete an email that you needed to keep for a court case.
2613. While going for a nice sunset stroll along the beach with your date you get attacked by seagulls.
2614. You fall asleep in the sauna.
2615. On public transport a diseased person coughs on you.
2616. You don't make enough money.
2617. You suck at conversation.
2618. Your order a fancy wine to impress your date and you don't to check the price. When you receive the bill you find out that it costs $900.
2619. Your dog did a big uh oh on your bed.
2620. You die lonely.
2621. Your babysitter is late making you late to the movies.
2622. You have no idea how lame you are.
2623. You run out of hemoriod cream.
2624. You buy an expensive item and the next week you see it advertised for half the price.
2625. While making popcorn you burn it. The whole house now smells of burn popcorn. The smoke detector also goes off. Worse still you are with friends that came over to your house to watch a movie and you were all in the mode for popcorn. The popcorns that you burned were also the last that you had so you
2626. You're not a virgin but you haven't had sex in so long that you might as well be classified as one.
2627. While blowing your nose you make it bleed.
2628. A lot of cockroaches decide to move into your house.
2629. Bluetooth drains your battery.
2630. You have blocked pipes.
2631. You've had the flu for 3 weeks now and it appears to be getting worse.
2632. You accidentally crash your car in a one car accident.
2633. Your friend lets you down.
2634. You leave the packing for your overseas trip to the last minute despite having 3 months to prepare.
2635. Your friends with benefits chic gets a boyfriend and calls off the arrangement.
2636. You meet someone new. They tell you their name and instantly you forget it. To make things worse they remember yours and they use it often in the conversation.
2637. Being lame is part of your DNA.
2638. You get married and the amount of sex you get goes down by 90%.
2639. You have a number of mega bitches in your workplace.
2640. You have a dry mouth.