Bad stuff

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  1. You need to buy a bus ticket home and you are $1 short.
  2. You get a speeding fine in the mail.
  3. The only mail you get are bills.
  4. Your favorite porn site gets banned by the government.
  5. As a town planner you forget to put in the towns water sewerage system and you get fired.
  6. You are told to suck it up.
  7. Your bed makes squeaking noises.
  8. No one cares about you.
  9. You blow your nose but it still feels blocked.
  10. You wake up with a sore throat and feel weak but you still need to go to work.
  11. Your bike has a flat tire.
  12. Your shoe lace brakes.
  13. You shit yourself around the hot girl at work.
  14. You go to a wedding and you get seated right next to the speakers and you find the music too loud.
  15. You get called a whore bag.
  16. You loan money to a friend and they never pay you back.
  17. You want to play chess with a friend but you're missing some of the pieces.
  18. You own a restaurant and a group of people order, eat and then run off without paying.
  19. You're a tip rat.
  20. As a comedian no one laughs at your jokes.
  21. You live with a complete loser
  22. All your friends are getting married and you don't even have a girlfriend.
  23. Work is pissing you off.
  24. People call you shy.
  25. You goto Greece and try an authentic Greek souvlaki and it's shit.
  26. You live in a small apartment an it's hard to air dry your washing especially your bed sheets.
  27. You are too obsessed with porn.
  28. Your friend regularly punches you in the arm. When you complain he says 'harden up bitch'.
  29. You accidentally blurt out a secret.
  30. You are sleepy but can't get to sleep.
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