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1951. Your idea of fun is playing games on the Internet alone on Saturday night.
1952. You start and online store and you get no online orders coming through. It's been over a year.
1953. You ask for a recommendation for a nice thai restaurant and you are sent to a place that gives you food poising.
1954. You can hear cats having sex in your roof.
1955. You buy a car with a sunroof and the first time it rains the sunroof leaks.
1956. The most you get is 50% out of your employees because they don't like you.
1957. The doctor says that you suffer from stupid syndrome.
1958. You run out of luck.
1959. You don't get how stocks or how the stock market works. A few people have tried explaining it to you a few times but you still don't get it.
1960. A cowboy whips you with a large whip.
1961. At a wedding you get forced to dance against your will.
1962. A few days after getting sunburnt you start leaving flaky skin all over the house.
1963. You notice a crazy person frantically running towards for you.
1964. You get made fun of on an Internet forum.
1965. You put your nose on a flower to smell it. You breath in deeply to smell the beautiful flower. You now have a bug in your nostril.
1966. Your cat attacks you.
1967. Dr Phil calls you a loser on national TV. Now at work all your colleagues call you loser as a nickname.
1968. You secretly like cross dressing and you get busted and the photos end up on the Internet.
1969. As a astronaut you forgot to secure your helmet properly just before your space walk.
1970. Your couch is uncomfortable and you can't really afford a new one.
1971. You are a tree hugger and you hear on tv that the government is planning on choping down more trees.
1972. You organise a party and no one comes.
1973. You sense a ghost and you shit yourself.
1974. The elastic for your underpants broke and now your underpants are sliding down with each step you take.
1975. You live in an area that has lots of noise pollution.
1976. You start a new job and you have no idea what you are doing.
1977. As a chick a frog tricks you into kissing him promising that he'll turn into a prince but he doesn't and then he hops away laughing.
1978. You break the Guinness world record for being the biggest looser on the face of the planet.
1979. At your work senior management are wankers.
1980. You friend wants to date your sister.