Bad stuff
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- You neighbor has a subwoofer and like to play his shit music often.
- As a whale you get beached.
- While handling wood you get a splinter.
- An elephant uses your car as a seat.
- During winter you need to buy new shorts for an overseas trip but all the clothes shops you go to only have winter clothes.
- You don't like tuna. You go to someone's house for dinner and they cooked a paster bake with tuna in it.
- Your get your ass whooped on online poker and now owe someone $300. You decide not to pay and 2 weeks later they arrive at your house and then brake your thumbs. You thought they couldn't track you through the internet.
- You are the weakest guy at the gym.
- You are terrified of snails.
- You get a free phone at work. It's a windows phone.
- While going down a playground slide you get stuck because your ass is too big.
- You don't understand technology.
- You hate your new passport photo.
- At the libary the book you want is checked out
- You always feel guilty after eating KFC.
- You own a car with a sunroof and it just started leaking.
- Your roof gutter is rusty and needs replacing.
- You have lots of plaque on your teeth.
- Your ankle hurts.
- Porn takes a long time to load on your computer.
- Your trying too sleep but it's too difficult because it's freezing cold in your room.
- Your neighbours rooster wakes you up early every morning and you are not a morning person.
- You're getting evicted and you're having a hard time trying to find a new place to live.
- You're late for work and someone is in the shower stopping you from getting ready.
- You send a postcard to your family back home in the mail and it never arrives.
- Lots of dust is in your bedroom. You google it and you learn that dust is made up of dead skin cells.
- Your cat is fat and lazy and is rarely happy to see you.
- You find an unopened letter on your desk. It was a bill from 4 months ago.
- You get called out of touch.
- The rain spoils your picnic.
