Bad stuff
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- You buy a vanilla ice cream from the local store. After taking a few bites you notice that the inside is really white but the outside is kinda yellow. You then see that it is 4 month past it's used buy date.
- At some point someone opened their car door and it hit your car but you only just noticed.
- You work at Pepsi but you really want to work at Coke.
- You are a man child.
- You get busted re-gifting.
- You alway get upset watching the news.
- You spent your last $20 at the strippers and now you don't have enough money for a taxi to get home.
- You can smell gas.
- You are a victim of the old paper bag on fire with dog shit inside trick.
- While chewing gum you accidentally swallow it.
- You work in a call centre.
- You suck at painting. Each time you paint you can see drips and ruff brush strokes on the wall.
- Your kitchen is filled with cockroaches.
- Your tv can't pickup a good signal.
- You arrive at the supermarket and realise that you left your shopping list at home.
- You open a pack of biscuits and see that they are all broken.
- You wear a whole in your pants around the groin area.
- You look like an ape.
- The idea of getting older frightens you.
- You lose your balance.
- You buy an expensive scarecrow to place in your field of crops to scar away the crows but it doesn't work and the crows eat your crops. They also like to perch in the scarecrow's arms.
- You have 4 days worth of dishes sitting in your kitchen sink.
- You suck at laundry. This is evident as your clothes look older than they should because of your lack of laundry skills.
- You are tall and lanky and it bothers you. You go to the gym and you still can't put on size.
- You live in an apartment akin to a shoebox.
- You notice a cougar in your backyard.
- A police officer pulls you over and says that you were speeding even though you know that you weren't.
- Your watering can has a hole in it.
- As a woman someone calls you a fat bitch.
- You get invited by rich people to go on a yacht. You're really excited. As soon as you board the captain announces that the motor isn't working and for everyone to get off.
