Bad stuff

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  1. As a woman someone calls you fat.
  2. You ordinary look like a clown.
  3. Your printer runs out of ink.
  4. You shave and then get a rash.
  5. You learn the meaning of life 20 minutes before your death.
  6. You make Steve Urkel look cool.
  7. At the gym someone leaves a wet patch on the machine you want to use.
  8. While at McDonalds you get robbed by the Hamburglar.
  9. september 2011
  10. You get chewing gum stuck in your long and lustrous hair.
  11. You can't remember your password.
  12. Your phone bill is over due.
  13. You're about to leave work and it's raining really heavily outside and you don't have an umbrella.
  14. The doctor says that you need to loose weight so he puts you on a diet of celery, carrots and brussel sprouts.
  15. You step on an ant and then feel guilty.
  16. You have hunger pains and the cupboards are bear.
  17. You shake someone's hand and they have peanut butter on it from breakfast.
  18. Someone puts ice down your back.
  19. You're asked to try harder but you already gave it your all.
  20. You need to get waxed and you have thick hair all over your body.
  21. You always try to be funny but you're not.
  22. You were born a dun beetle.
  23. You misspelled the word spelling.
  24. You don't get how stupid you are.
  25. While sleeping you accidentally roll out of bed.
  26. You need to buy a new couch and find out that they are expensive.
  27. You need a babysitter for this Saturday but they are all booked out.
  28. You are a prune.
  29. You just missed the bus.
  30. You are always left wanting more.
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