Bad stuff
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- You get holes in your teeth.
- You are bad at fixing things around the house.
- You misplace you pet rock.
- You get body slammed.
- A TV commercial gives you a headache.
- Your iPhone headphones break.
- You're late for work and can't find clean socks.
- Your first movie is released at the cinema and when you walk out you hear people say it's shit.
- You say something and then you later realize that you are wrong and now you look like an idiot.
- You have bad skin.
- You weigh yourself on electronic scales. After a long beep it says 'too fat'.
- While backpacking through Europe you get swollen feet and a blister on your little toe.
- You get eye strain from looking at your iPhone screen for too long.
- It's a beautiful day and you decide to go outside and sit on park bench. You notice the wet paint sign after it's too late. You back and ass now have paint on it.
- You feel constipated.
- You have to listen to a mind numbing story.
- You like pina coladas but not really getting caught in the rain so you girlfriend dumps you.
- You have hotdog breath hours after you ate a hotdog.
- In a social situation you're really hungry and you have food served infront of you but you have to wait for someone to arrive at the table before you can start eating.
- You can't watch your favorite weekly tv show because you have to go to someone birthday who you don't like.
- You accidentally start typing with capslock on.
- You bite into a biscuit and it is a lot harder than you expected.
- It's cold and windy outside and you have to walk home.
- You get speared in the leg by a spear fisherman.
- You arrange to meet someone at a coffee shop at 3pm and they are one hour late.
- You forget your password.
- You sit on a chair and it makes a farting noise and other people in the meeting look at you.
- You have lots of dust in your room.
- You have ants in your house.
- You don't know the name of a song and want to hear in again.
