• Tweet

Pages:

• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7
• 8
• 9
• 10
• 11
• 12
• 13
• 14
• 15
• 16
• 17
• 18
• 19
• 20
• 21
• 22
• 23
• 24
• 25
• 26
• 27
• 28
• 29
• 30
• 31
• 32
• 33
• 34
• 35
• 36
• 37
• 38
• 39
• 40
• 41
• 42
• 43
• 44
• 45
• 46
• 47
• 48
• 49
• 50
• 51
• 52
• 53
• 54
• 55
• 56
• 57
• 58
• 59
• 60
• 61
• 62
• 63
• 64
• 65
• 66
• 67
• 68
• 69
• 70
• 71
• 72
• 73
• 74
• 75
• 76
• 77
• 78
• 79
• 80
• 81
• 82
• 83
• 84
• 85
• 86
• 87
• 88
• 89
• 90
• 91
• 92
• 93
• 94
• 95
• 96
• 97
• 98
• 99
• 100
• 101
• 102
• 103
• 104
• 105
• 106
• 107
• 108

Bad stuff

Page 93 / 108

2761. While at the beach you fall asleep without sunscreen. After 4 hours you wake up extremely burnt.
2762. You feel really lethargic dispite having enough sleep the night before.
2763. You go to a restaurant and you're the only one there. Once the food arrives you understand why. You now hope to leave without food poisoning.
2764. You get chased by a lion.
2765. While walking bare foot you step on a tack.
2766. Your body doesn't age well.
2767. You are self conscious about a number of your body parts.
2768. You invite a friend over for a beer. After a few he explains that he slept with your wife.
2769. As a celebrity you get a lot of hate mail from haters.
2770. Your stupid friend just posted the shit that happened in Vegas on Facebook.
2771. You fall.
2772. A crab bites your finger and won't let go.
2773. You're the boss and your number one employee just quit.
2774. You are the skinniest guy in the gym.
2775. You come home smelling like alcohol and your wife really tells you off.
2776. You get a Facebook friend request from someone that you work with and you feel obligated to accept them even though you don't want to.
2777. You just missed the train by 30 seconds. The next one is in 1 hour.
2778. You normally look scary which means that people avoid talking to you.
2779. Old age means that you now need to wear a hearing aid.
2780. At a bar you talk to some girls for like 30 minutes. You then ask if they have boyfriends and they all say yes. You then think to yourself what a waste if time.
2781. The cost of living in your city is going through the roof and now you're starting feeling the pressure.
2782. You get involved with a chick that's bad news.
2783. You're 34 years old and still play with Lego figurines.
2784. While sun baking in the park you get attacked by wasps.
2785. Someone trashes your Facebook wall.
2786. You download a large file that took 5 hours to download. You try and open it and it says 'unable to open, file is corrupted'. You're now also upset because it used a large portion of your monthly internet download allowance.
2787. Your insurance premium just went up.
2788. You look exactly like the person on the TV that's wanted for last nights armed robbery.
2789. You just did a fart and even you are surprised as to how bad it smells.
2790. You just don't have the motivation to get out of bed in the morning.