Bad stuff
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- A tree falls on your car.
- Someone sneakily reads your personal dairy and learns your deepest secrets. They then publish it on Facebook.
- You burn yourself while ironing naked.
- You take a big dump and it blocks the toilet.
- You walk into a room and you forget why you came in.
- You get a pimple at the tip of your nose.
- You want to have sex with the girl at work but you know that if you do it will end badly. Some days she's cool but most others she acts like a bitch.
- You need to do laundry. You have no clean towels and you have been forced to wear the same pair of underwear twice.
- You do a big sneeze and you don't realise till later that a large blob of flem landed on your shirt.
- Your iPhone freezes.
- You have neck pain.
- The one size fits all T-shirt doesn't fit you.
- You haven't been in the sun in months and now it's summer time. You take off your top at the beach and you are really pale.
- You're really tired but you need to cook dinner, do laundry and also finish a report that your boss wants completed by 8 am tomorrow morning.
- You look in the mirror and see yourself getting older.
- You accidentally put a T-shirt on inside out.
- You have really bad hemaroids which make walking painful.
- After eating a large meal your belt buckle violent pops off.
- You are surround by feral people.
- Your country is hosting the Olympics and you are not into sports.
- You buy bananas and a day later they've already gone soft and start turning black.
- You accidentally get off at the wrong train station.
- You have a small doodle.
- At a restaurant you go to add a small amount of salt to your meal but as you tip the salt shaker upside down the cap falls off dumping a heap of salt on to your meal.
- You own a castle and the government introduces a castle tax.
- You get your arse whipped in snakes and ladders.
- While eating ice cream you feel a sharp strong pain in your tooth.
- You go out of your way to help someone and they screw you over.
- The doctor says that you have high cholesterol.
- Your girlfriend has period pain which is bad for her and bad for you.
