Bad stuff

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You really need to take out money from an ATM but you can't fine one near by.
You are not motivated to go to the gym.
After heating up the frying pan and cracking open an egg you realize that you cannot find the egg flipper.
You accidentally take a sip from someone else's glass of water because it was next to yours and you have OCD.
There is an unauthorized naked picture of you on the internet.
You accidentally bake a cake with salt instead of sugar.
You're late and you can't think of a good excuse to tell your boss.
You blow your nose and something brown comes out.
Puss comes out of your swollen finger.
You have IBS but don't know what it's called.

Coming out of the shower you realize that you don't have a clean towel so you have to dry yourself with a used one.
Someone puts ice down you back.
You get asked for a cigarette, you say you don't smoke, you then get beat up.
You can't type fast.
You can't count past 100 so you fail your maths test and need to repeat a school year.
People you don't like come over to visit.
You need to fart in a busy public area.
You get sun burn really bad and you are paranoid about getting sun burnt.
You don't feel well.
Your dog poops inside.
You try out yoga for the first time and hate it.
You find a fingernail clipping in your ice cream.
Your boss tells you off.
Your bosses boss tells you off.
You have to pay a fat tax when flying on an airplane because you are fat.
You smell gas.
Your dad busts you with a pie.