Bad stuff
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- You visit a museum with a friend and you get really bored but you pretend to be interested.
- You try on a shirt and it's the wrong size.
- You hear about a place that makes really good ice-cream on the other side of town. When you go you find out that it's closed down and has turned into a shoe store.
- You loose an arm wrestle.
- You get beaten with a stick.
- You get beaten with a stick with nails.
- You go to the hardware store and leave with nothing and you feel like you've wasted an hour.
- Your signature is lame.
- You wore a white shirt when getting your drivers license taken and now it looks like you don't have a body because the photo background was also white.
- You can't touch your toes.
- All your ideas suck.
- Everyone at your school hates you.
- You lose an earring.
- It's your first day back at work from a 2 month holiday and it already feels like you never took a holiday.
- The bouncer says that you're not on the list.
- A large bug flies into you.
- You waste time on twitter.
- Your boss busts you leaving work early.
- There's a long line to buy an iPhone.
- You work in the city and it's expensive to buy your lunch everyday.
- You really want a slurpee but the machine is broken.
- You find out that your diamond is a cubic zirconia.
- You calendar is full for the next 4 months.
- You live next to McDonalds and when you hang you clothes out to dry they smell like McDonalds. You are also a vegetarian.
- You walk into a tree branch.
- You get chased by a cougar and get your ass shredded.
- Your parents bust you smoking on google maps.
- At work someone sends you an email and you don't respond and then they come over to you desk saying that you didn't respond.
- You're trying to sleep and your neighbor's dog won't stop barking.
- Your shower has mould in it.
