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811. You accidentally spill coffee on the carpet.
812. You almost trip and try to pretend that you didn't.
813. You send an important email to your boss which has a link in it. When he clicks the link it doesn't work.
814. While going for a jog you sprain your ankle.
815. You accidentally steal something and get busted for it.
816. Someone takes your idea.
817. You get a pimple on your nose.
818. You get dust in your eye.
819. The bank won't give you a loan.
820. You get stung by a jelly fish.
821. Your friends go to the movies without inviting you.
822. You have 34,742 songs on your iPod and you are bored of them all.
823. You never experience Ibiza
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824. You have a shit gym workout.
825. At work you receive an impressive award with your name incorrectly spelt on it.
826. You left your homework to that last minute.
827. You lend someone a book and they never return it. A few months later you ask them about it and they say that they returned it to you but you don't remember and you have a strong inclination that they are lying.
828. You get reincarnated as a dun beetle.
829. You get busted eating cookies by your family when you said that you were on a diet.
830. You buy a samsung product and it's shit.
831. You find somebody's eyelash in your cup of tea.
832. You start to hear snakes in you front grass area because you haven't mowed your grass in months. The grass is up to your hip.
833. You can't catch things.
834. You get teased for collecting stamps.
835. You go to the chemist to buy medicine but it closed just 5 minutes ago.
836. Your wife beats you up.
837. You have very thick glasses.
838. You are a lazy person.
839. Someone is talking behind your back.
840. Your cat bites your hand and it really hurts.