Bad stuff
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- You just got rejected.
- You make the same mistake twice.
- A son of a bitch just stole your idea.
- You are weak and needy.
- You can't afford the repayments to your car.
- Your wealthy friend always kicks your arse monopoly.
- You're feeling lonely.
- Someone kicks you while you're down.
- Your neighbor accuses you of stealing their newspaper.
- You fought for women's rights but now you get upset when a man doesn't offer his seat to you on the bus.
- A pen leaks ink in your shirts front pocket.
- You fart just before your boss comes over to ask a question.
- A trades person just finished some work on your house and you are not happy with the quality.
- As a girl you get hit on by a guy and you already have a boyfriend.
- It feels like you can't break free of your crap and unreadably lame existence.
- You just got turkey slapped.
- You are accused of stealing.
- You are feed bullshit.
- You haven't masturbated or had sex for 40 days and 40 nights. On day 41 one of your balls explode.
- You meet your new neighbor and he says that he's into death heavy metal music and warns you that he likes to play it loud.
- You submit job application in person. The person behind the desk then stamps it with a big red 'rejected' stamp and then hands it back to you.
- You were born with bad genes.
- You get shot multiple times in the chest.
- Instead of it being all good it's all bad.
- You become the hunted.
- A random person delivers you an insult.
- You should have known better.
- You meet someone off an Internet dating site and they are totally not what you expected.
- You wear cheap clothes and subsequently don't get laid.
- You broke one of the 10 commandments. You tell the priest in confession and he says that he doesn't forgive you.
