Bad stuff
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- You buy a jet ski and never really use it.
- You can't find a good accountant.
- You look older than your age because you've always smoked.
- Rabbits eat all the vegetables in your garden.
- People you don't like call you for a chat.
- You had a problem. You should have been proactive but you we'nt. Now the problem is double the size.
- You own a restaurant and it gets a bad review from a food critic.
- As a flight attendant you have mystery flyers that review your performance. You get marked down for not smiling enough and you boss says we need to have a chat.
- As a nurse you have a really annoying patient to look after.
- You ask someone to design a logo for your new business. They design 7 and they are all shit.
- People at work think it's ok to call you on your day off.
- You don't have a six pack.
- You get a splinter.
- You live in a shit area.
- People still don't pronounce your name correctly even after you tell them how.
- You are French and you don't know how to pronounce the word hamburger.
- While watching TV a brick smashes through your window.
- You can't find a new pair of jeans that you like.
- Your washing machine stops working.
- You drink from a glass that has a chip in it.
- Your body is unsymmetrical.
- Your filing cabinet is full and you need to file more files.
- Your eyelid twitches.
- You are out of milk.
- You bite the dust.
- You have hemorrhoids.
- You get your heart broken big time.
- Your fridge smells.
- While lying down in bed you look up at the ceiling. You notice a really big crack.
- Your friend just asked to borrow $1,000.
