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1261. You goto spain and order a paella. It's the worst paella you have ever tasted.
1262. You work in a peanut factory and get fired for eating one peanut off the production line.
1263. You work on a construction site and your phone accidentally falls in wet cement. You only realize when the cement has dried.
1264. You eat a lot of onion rings from burger king. The next day your farts are really bad.
1265. You have to cross a busy street.
1266. You have curly hair and just want for it to be straight.
1267. You find it hard to add and subtract numbers.
1268. While driving you notice a large spider on your dashboard.
1269. While on a flight the pilot makes an announcement on the pa and then accidentally leaves it on. You then hear the pilot say that he forgot to set the correct altitude and are now flying too low to the mountains.
1270. You wake up with drool on your pillow.
1271. You don't understand what mobile phone contract you are on because it's too complicated.
1272. You can't dance like MC hamer and his crew.
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1273. At work you need to organise a meeting with over 10 people at a time that is convient for everyone.
1274. Each business you try and start sucks and never takes off.
1275. Late at night while trying to sleep you hear noises and you shit yourself.
1276. You sing along to a song that you like and get the words wrong.
1277. You get called bird face.
1278. Each night you can smell your neighbors cooking and it always smell better than yours.
1279. You get forced to go to school.
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1280. You really want to relax on a Sunday but you have to get up early and help a friend paint their house.
1281. You ask a celebrity for a retweet on your birthday and they ignore you.
1282. You wake up to the sound of a baby crying.
1283. You can't find your phone charger and you are going on holiday.
1284. The only thing that grows in your garden are weeds.
1285. While wearing high heals a heal breaks off.
1286. You need to change a nappy.
1287. You move house and a year later you still haven't unpacked some of the boxes.
1288. After clicking an interesting link on a website you get a 404 file not found error.
1289. At school your teacher always dramatically scratches her nails on the black board to get your attention.
1290. You open up a can of coke and it fizzes everywhere.