Bad stuff
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- You find out that your wife is related to you.
- You realize that you don't have ice in the freezer and you have friends coming over for a drink in less than an hour.
- You are going on an overseas trip for 2 months and you left the packing to the last day and you realize that it doesn't all fit into your backpack.
- You suck at mini golf.
- You have bad genes.
- Girls call you cute but cute doesn't get you laid.
- People forget to sign your 21st birthday key.
- Someone ignores your friend request on Facebook.
- As a girl your bra is too tight.
- You have to carry a heavy backpack.
- You eat a grape and it tastes sour.
- While taking something out of your pocket coins fall out on to the ground.
- You have lots of leaves in your gutter.
- You have to walk up a hill.
- While swimming in a lake with you head just above water a spider that can walk on water starts to run towards you.
- You have pins and needles in your index finger.
- You have a baby and it keeps you up at night.
- You go to a card reader and they give you bad news.
- You unexpectedly get busted picking your nose.
- While running you quickly get out of breath.
- Your date cancels on you at the last minute and you were almost finished getting ready.
- Your job is to clean up after the elephants.
- You've been putting off cleaning your roof gutters for over a year.
- While cutting onions your eyes water.
- Your boss says that you're not getting a pay raise.
- You feel as though life is unfair. It is.
- You tattoo your wife's name on your chest and then she becomes your ex-wife.
- You have to carry a heavy backpack.
- You bake a cake and it comes out dry inside and your friends are disappointed.
- You have chest pains.
