Bad stuff
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- At 36 you look in the mirror and feel old.
- Bad stuff happens to you all at once.
- While towing a trailer at the back of your car it comes off.
- You get charged double by a plumber because he doesn't like you.
- You need to get a life.
- You can't reach the top cupboard shelf because you are short.
- While eating peanuts one gets stuck in your throat.
- You need to buy socks but they have sold out.
- You step outside and it starts raining.
- Your website has horizontal scrollbars.
- You send someone a polite Facebook message and they then de-friend you.
- You live with someone who has an annoying ringtone.
- You are too busy to relax.
- You love muffins so much that you yourself resemble a muffin top around your waist area.
- You are surrounded by dumb people.
- You find it hard to read small print.
- You are surrounded by sick people just before you go on your overseas holiday.
- You have bad gas.
- While driving your car tire hits a large pot hole.
- While attempting throw a water balloon at someone it burst on you.
- You hire a clown for your daughters 5th birthday and he arrives smelling of alcohol.
- You are too tired to cook something after getting home from work so you settle for potato chips.
- You buy a cheap calculator off eBay. You enter 100 + 97 and it gives you 200.
- Your neighbor invites himself to your BBQ.
- Your girlfriend convinced you to pick strawberries at a strawberry farm on the weekend. On Monday you now have saw knees and back. When your work colleges ask what's wrong you are too embarrassed to tell them because you know they will make fun of you.
- You accidentally sniff someone's vomit and then you vomit.
- Your wife makes friends with an annoying person and now they are always over your hose.
- You get over charged on your phone bill.
- While standing under the empire state building a coin lands on your head.
- The paper boy always delivers the wrong newspaper to your house.
