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Bad stuff

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2791. Your new slippers aren't comfortable despite trying to wear them in for the past week.
2792. You accidentally lock your keys in the car.
2793. You chat to a girl at a nightclub. Things are going great. You've held great conversation over the past half hour. She excuses herself to go to the restroom and then never returns.
2794. You just sat down to take a dump and now the fire alarm went off.
2795. Your new wife says that your balls are now hers.
2796. Your spine is crooked.
2797. Someone takes an unflattering photo of you and then posts it on Facebook.
2798. Your finger gets dislocated.
2799. Your drug addition gets you fired.
2800. You hate the way you look.
2801. You accidentally get in an elevator that's going up but you wanted to go down.
2802. You aren't good with words.
2803. You live in a small apartment and you have a lot of washing to do but not enough space to dry it all.
2804. You feel sharpe pains in your head, chest, arms and legs. You later hear from a friend that someone you know that hates you recently bought voodoo doll.
2805. You hate large corporations and your favorite local coffee shop gets converted into a Starbucks.
2806. For sone reason you're in a really bad mood. You feel really irritable, angry and tired. You now suspect that it might be the new multivitamin your taking. You call the manufacturer and they say 'yeah it was a bad batch'.
2807. You're tight with money and the door bell just rang. It's some girl scouts selling cookies for a fundraiser.
2808. You suddenly become lactose intolerant.
2809. You're really really hungry.
2810. You can't get loose in the club despite having a few drinks.
2811. You feel small, weak and puny.
2812. Your washing machine breaks down.
2813. You forget to charge your camera battery.
2814. You were about to dump your partner but the just dumped you first.
2815. You burn your tongue on hot soup. You burn it so badly that you think you might need to go to hospital.
2816. Just before you throw a water ballon is bursts on you.
2817. You feel like a loser.
2818. You just painted all the internal walls in your house and it's now clear that you can't paint. Your wife is upset and wants you to call a real painter to come in and fix your work.
2819. Everyone is getting married except you.
2820. A guest over at your house asks to use the toilet. A short time later you also need to go. You then notice splashes all over the place and you think to yourself WTF.