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1051. Your kids won't move out of home.
1052. You get tricked into buying life insurance.
1053. You bet more than you can afford lose. You then lose.
1054. You get busted clipping your toenails on the kitchen.
1055. You don't know much about the share market and you buy shares and then you lose money.
1056. While holding a baby the baby vomits on you.
1057. You realize that you don't have your wallet when going to pay for groceries.
1058. You order a milkshake. When it arrives you take a sip and realise that the milk if off and is also lumpy.
1059. You chat with someone on internet dating. You think it's going somewhere but then they bar you.
1060. You have nasty looking teeth.
1061. You have to deal with a real estate agent.
1062. You suck at conversations.
1063. You run with the bulls and get a horn up your ass.
1064. You look, act and smell desperate.
1065. You don't know how to tie your shoe laces.
1066. At 3am you wake up to the sound of neighbours arguing.
1067. You live alone and while taking a shit the door bell rings.
1068. While painting you accidentally spill a can of paint on the carpet.
1069. Your mouth has ulcers.
1070. The comedian on stage calls you up as a volunteer against your will.
1071. Someone fills up your bin with there garbage without your permission.
1072. You get second place in the tour de france and you really wanted to come first. This happened to you last year as well.
1073. It's really cold in your house.
1074. While at a party someone waves you over and then introduces you to a really boring person and then leaves you with them as they excuse themseveles.
1075. You block the toilet after taking a shit.
1076. A newspaper writes an article about how bad your restaurant is.
1077. You get lost in space.
1078. No one calls you.
1079. You learn something new and then something old that you needed to remember gets pushed out.
1080. Your TV remote stops working.