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2731. You can't stop coughing.
2732. You notice your vision deteriorating with old age.
2733. You just got punched in the face.
2734. You've just been told that your idol has passed away.
2735. You don't want to be called racist but you find it hard to tolerate people of other cultures.
2736. Someone just told you that you're a bad parent.
2737. You are made fun of by a large group of people.
2738. You get electrocuted.
2739. You get hate mail.
2740. You have to sit on a disgusting toilet seat. You spend some time crafting toilet paper scaffolding on the seat that you can sit on. Just before you do you accidentally knock it over and now half of it is in the toilet.
2741. You get introduced to people that you immediately don't like.
2742. You're in sort of a hurry. You just step on to the escalator and begin walking down the steps. You get held up by people in front of you just standing on the steps blocking you.
2743. While printing an important document your printer runs out of paper. You replace the paper and now it has also run out of ink.
2744. It's February and you've already broken your new years resolution.
2745. People that you thought were your friends are not.
2746. You get verbally abused.
2747. While staying at a hotel you do a big dump and block the toilet. Unpon checkout the hotel charges your credit card a $50 unblocking fee.
2748. You have a painful pimple on the side of your forehead.
2749. You go to a nightclub and the drinks are ridiculously expensive.
2750. Someone steals your laundry while it's left out to dry.
2751. You are so tired that you feel like the living dead.
2752. You experience a lot of anxiety.
2753. No one listens to you.
2754. You can't get a cab.
2755. You accidentally spill a drink on your laptop.
2756. You park your car under a tree and the next day it is covered in leaves, bark and bird droppings.
2757. All the girls at the night club are not into you. Even the drunk ones.
2758. You just had your end of year performance review with your boss and he just told you that you're not getting a pay raise.
2759. You own a pizza shop. The shop next door has been vacant for some time but now has a leased sticker on it. A man comes into your shop and tells you that he's starting his own pizza shop next door and that he is declaring a pizza war on you.
2760. You live next to a river and it floods.