Bad stuff
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- You are nice guy and finish last.
- You go to Thailand and you only get loved for a short time not a long time.
- You are lost.
- You live in a small town and get banished.
- A fire cracker flies up your ass.
- You are on death row.
- Your phone says sim card rejected.
- On the last day of school you get egged.
- Your partner cooks really bland tasting food and you have run out of salt.
- You want a pay raise and your boss says no.
- You have a lot of nasal hair.
- While carrying a garbage bag the bag breaks.
- Your birthday is on February the 29th and some years you don't get a birthday.
- In your office job it feels like you work in a circus.
- You eat a big meal and then get indigestion.
- While playing pool you don't get any balls in.
- You are a vegetarian and you accidentally eat meat.
- In your sleep you get tied up with duct tape.
- You work in the garden with a pick and shovel and the next day you are sore.
- You don't know the difference between your and you're.
- You can't stop yawning.
- You owe a loan shark money.
- While playing hide and seek you can't find anyone.
- Someone asks out the girl you like.
- People next to you start bagging you in a foreign language.
- They don't have your size Tshirt.
- Your hairdresser cuts your hair too short.
- You can't work out how to put a custom ringtone on your iPhone.
- At work you get a customer complaint.
- At work you have to train a large group of people in something that you don't actually understand yourself.
