Bad stuff
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- While making toast you burn it.
- Someone half your age is more successful than you.
- Your nickname is bitch face.
- You tell a joke to a group of people and the only person that's laughs at the punch line is you.
- As a man you get busted using a hair straightener.
- You like to dance but when you start most people in the dance floor walk off.
- You don't know how to spell a word. You even type it into google but you are so way off that it still can help you with the spelling.
- You now have time to start writing your book. You start off with writers block and then get distracted with twitter and YouTube. Before you realise you blow 3 hours.
- You go to the gym and have a shit workout.
- Work blows.
- You go to make a nice salad. While cutting the lettuce up you notice lots of little bugs and it puts you off.
- You are sad as in pathetic.
- You can't find a girlfriend.
- Your boss asks you take a pay cut.
- You forgot your sunglasses at home today and the glare and UV is quite hight to day.
- You own a business and have a PR disaster and you don't handle it well.
- You buy an expensive item of clothing. You wear it once and then never again because you don't really like it after all.
- While mopping the mop head gets detached from the mop stick.
- The mug/glass that you are drinking from has a chip in it.
- Flowers whittle when you look at them.
- On the train people are bagging you in a foreign language that you can't understand.
- You can only do 3 pushups in a row.
- You forget to buy milk.
- A group of bitches bitch about you.
- While walking to work in the city you need to walk past a construction site that has loud and heavy jackhammering.
- You get grey hair at the age of 25.
- You can't afford an airconditioner and the weatherman says that a record 7 day heat weave is about to hit.
- Your fingers accidentally get slammed in a car door.
- As a man you have low testosterone.
- Someone spills beer on you.
