Bad stuff

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  1. In Dubai you get dehydrated.
  2. You have pain in your leg when you walk.
  3. You accidentally eat out of date cheese.
  4. You were young once but now you're an old bitch.
  5. You slip.
  6. You can't rap but you think you can.
  7. For some reason your new favorite song doesn't get synced to your iPhone.
  8. Going down a hill on your bicycle you learn that your breaks don't work.
  9. The shit hits the fan.
  10. You thought you were getting a free work lunch but instead you have to pay for it.
  11. You can't find a good porn site.
  12. The sun turns off.
  13. The bunch of flowers you just gave to your girlfriend had a wasp in it.
  14. Same shit different day.
  15. You need to pay for parking.
  16. You play the lottery every week and you can't stop because you fear that the week that you don't play is the week that you'll win big.
  17. 1,000's of ants attack your picnic basket.
  18. You get stupider.
  19. Your forte is blowing milk through your eye.
  20. You always don't know what to eat for breakfast.
  21. You work in a noisy workplace.
  22. You don't get a bonus because your boss hates you.
  23. The button on your favorite shirt pops off.
  24. You are a drain on the economy.
  25. Someone steals the number plates off your car to steal petrol.
  26. An idiot drags you down to their level.
  27. You try hard but you don't get anywhere.
  28. You never get married.
  29. You drop your new camera.
  30. You accidentally sit on your sunglasses.
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