Bad stuff
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- You nurse an injured lion cub back to full health and then it bites you and then you need to go to the hospital. You now find yourself the one being nursed.
- A rodent gets baked into your casserole and you only notice after you serve it to your friends.
- With summer coming you want to hit the gym to work on you beach body but you left it too late.
- You get told that the car has air-conditioning but after you buy the car you realize that it doesn't work and needs to be re-gassed.
- Your ass smells like shit because you didn't wipe it properly.
- You send out a press release with spelling mistakes in it. You also misspelled the new products name.
- You feel uncomfortable in your own skin.
- You get tricked easily.
- You order a coffee and when it arrives it's too milky.
- Your job is soul crushing.
- While sitting down you get up suddenly and feel faint.
- You just sat down to eat dinner and the doorbell rang. You suspect that it is your annoying neighbour and it is.
- You have a doctors appointment at 10:00. You've been waiting in the waiting room and it's now 11:15 and you still havent been seen yet
- You really want to make it big but you're shit.
- While sitting on the toilet you see mosquitoes flying around you.
- You are sitting next to gorse people on public transport.
- As an athlete someone breaks the world record you set last year.
- While cleaning a kitchen cupboard you find a dead cockroach.
- You are an ideas man and you have hundreds of really great ideas but you have trouble getting even just one of them executed.
- You are a donkey.
- You find yourself on a downward spiral.
- You try a new mayonnaise brand and it's shit.
- You live in a small town and you get a reputation for being a slut.
- Rouge rabbits eat all the vegetables you planted in your backyard.
- While reading in bed the power suddenly cuts out and you shit yourself.
- You get teased for collecting stamps.
- You get on the bus and after a minute it gets a flat tire.
- You live alone and no one visits.
- You need to loosen up but you can't.
- You thought that you'd be retiring at 35 but it turned out to be 78.
