Bad stuff
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- You decide to rob a bank and end up on the TV show 'worlds dumbest criminals'.
- Your new cat decides to live with your neighbours in stead.
- You call Siri a bitch and she then changes the passcode on your iPhone without telling you what is it.
- You are told to do as you are told.
- You ask the waitress for a glass of water but she just ignores you and walks off.
- You order pizza from a new place and it's shit.
- You are known for being difficult to work with.
- Your boss doesn't believe you when you explain that you're sick and then asks for a doctors certificate.
- You're 10 years old and are not allowed to stay up late.
- Your boss came up with a novel idea to make this years award night more fun by giving out humours awards. You get an award for most boring person in the office and you feel humiliated.
- You cant spell hippopotamus.
- You just bought a lettuce from the supermarket. When you get home and make a salad you notice little bugs in it and it puts you off.
- You have a nightmare about maggots.
- You are seriously not funny.
- You get a lot pimples as an adult.
- You forget to set your alarm clock.
- You buy strawberries and they are not sweet.
- You wake up on a different planet with a probe up your ass.
- You never grow up.
- You buy a sandwich from seven eleven and it's shit.
- You decide to get your nose pierced but them you regret it.
- In a meeting your stomach makes loud noises.
- You fail a test.
- You are 31 and the dentist says you need braces.
- You go a first date and you realize that you both have nothing in common.
- Your torch has a flat battery.
- You accidentally drop you camera into the grand canyon.
- When you open the tap dirty water comes out.
- You get taken off a friends Christmas card list and you get offended.
- You have morning breath all day.
