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61. You bust someone braking into your car and they just ignore you.
62. You get pink eye.
63. You get shot as a result of mistaken identity.
64. You really can't stop singing lamb chop's song that never ends.
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65. You forced yourself to go to the gym and it's closed.
66. Facebook suggests your profile to people you don't like and then those's people request to be friends.
67. Your tango partner quits tango.
68. Google docs goes down and your homework is on it.
69. Girls never check you out but as soon as you get a girlfriend they do.
70. You thought that everyone was breast feed until the age of 9.
71. You learn how your favorite food is made and it groses you out.
72. You like gardening but all the plants in your garden die because you suck.
73. While eating a bread roll you find a moth baked in.
74. Someone calls you lame because you are.
75. As a web developer your CSS looks perfect in firefox but in IE it takes you 3 hours of coding to make it look good.
76. You like the color green but you develop color blindness and cannot see green anymore.
77. You hate needles and the doctor says you need a needle. When you see it being inserted it's twice the size you thought it would be.
78. You just finish eating with a group of friends at a restaurant and you all agree that it's some of the best tasting food that you've all had in a long time. Then door to the kitchen opens and exits the restaurant owner's cat.
79. You really hate spiders and there's one in your bed.
80. You just filled your car up with petrol. While going in to pay but you smash your face in the automatic glass doors because it failed to open automatically and you didn't realize because the glass is really clean.
81. You like to walk around bare foot and you step on a piece of sharp glass.
82. You're a grown man / woman and you have a dream about going to the toilet and you accidentally do in you bed.
83. You've always loved to eat apples as a healthly snack but one day you eat one with a worm in it - you can never eat apples again.
84. Your parents gave you a stupid name which is not common at all. Each time you meet someone, no matter how clearly you pronounce it people say Sorry what was that? How do you spell it?'.
85. Your favorite restaurant that you like to eat at once a week closes down.
86. You get stung in the eye by a bee and die.
87. You buy a bullet proof vest and get shot the day that you don't wear it.
88. You go swimming in a nice lake and get eaten alive by piranhas.
89. You live to 112 years of age and and die just one year short of world peace.
90. You finally meet your favorite celebrity in person but don't have a pen, paper or camera.